cuntcheese Share definition Flag 1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese 2.dirty cunt; slut 1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese. 2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese! cuntcheese by BlueAir September 14, 2004 Get the cuntcheese mug.