Cuntbucha 

A Kombucha culture gone bad, with moldy growth or nasty smell

To mask the nastiness, Mohammed was adding flavoring substances & stuff to batch of cuntbucha he was selling. The authorities found this out & shut him down.

Cuntbucha by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.

I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!

cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015

cuntbucket 

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.

"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"

cuntbucket by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012

cuntbitcha 

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.

Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch

cuntbitcha by benjamin warner callahan January 19, 2010

cumbucha 

When you collect cum into a jar and save it until it turns into a brown liquid resembling the look of kombucha.

I nutted into a jar where I keep my cumbucha.

cumbucha by soliloqt November 2, 2018

cuntbacca 

A nasty looking, very hairy snatch that when opened emits a sound similar to Chewbacca's Growl

When my boss spread her legs, I heard her cuntbacca squeal!!

cuntbacca by Ploopinski May 26, 2006

cuntbucket 

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.

Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?

cuntbucket by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010