It's where you do a "soaking marthon"—just staying still inside her, no thrusting, for an obscure amount of time . The "cum" part is ‘cause the guy blows his load too early during the soak, leaving the semen to just sit there, "fermenting" inside her like some nasty kombucha batch. They scoop it out after and use it to “feed” their kombucha SCOBY, thinking it’ll make their home brew more “potent” or some weird hippie nonsense.
Tried cumbucha with my girlfriend after we split a kombucha bottle. I finished early, let it "ferment" during the soak, and then she scooped it up to mix with her SCOBY jar, saying it’s for “extra probiotics.” I’m still gagging.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!