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cumbucha

When you collect cum into a jar and save it until it turns into a brown liquid resembling the look of kombucha.
I nutted into a jar where I keep my cumbucha.
by soliloqt November 2, 2018
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Cumbucha

It's where you do a "soaking marthon"—just staying still inside her, no thrusting, for an obscure amount of time . The "cum" part is ‘cause the guy blows his load too early during the soak, leaving the semen to just sit there, "fermenting" inside her like some nasty kombucha batch. They scoop it out after and use it to “feed” their kombucha SCOBY, thinking it’ll make their home brew more “potent” or some weird hippie nonsense.
Tried cumbucha with my girlfriend after we split a kombucha bottle. I finished early, let it "ferment" during the soak, and then she scooped it up to mix with her SCOBY jar, saying it’s for “extra probiotics.” I’m still gagging.
by Zhroomtrip September 5, 2025
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Flamin Cumbucca

The act of laying an over generous portion of freshly knocked out semen into a shot glass and then topping it off with Sambucca. This is lit before being downed with gusto by a member of the opposite sex.
Look at Felicity, the dirty cow, she's on her third Flamin Cumbucca of the evening
by Jonnybaby November 27, 2014
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cumbucha69_

an extremely attractive guy with amazing content and I love being it’s mutual
Person 1: who is the best mutual ever
Person 2: ITS cumbucha69_ lovely
by catcatcat666 June 9, 2021
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