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Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

Catapult Over the Fence 

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing
she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

The Raspberry Catapult

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.
Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)
It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.
catapult by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Catapult Soul 

That long novel that gives props to hip-hop.
Catapult Soul flow: "The lion’s share of Hip-Hop’s life has been contaminated with misconceptions; namely, that its essence is misogynistic, homophobic, unintelligent, derivative, and a catalyst for drugs, violence, and crimes that support the Machiavellian cause. But perhaps before one speaks on it, one must first overstand big puns and da LA soul, da NY soul, and every soul of mischief, living legend, and public enemy that tries to come in between the two. And perhaps one shouldn’t assume that what’s promoted through the Industry is reflective of what’s found in the Underground, where, in the roots, music originates, establishes its cause, and stays true to it, as long as it doesn’t come up to touch the grass. Ya digg?"

Lincoln Catapult

pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.
we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.