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Cuntalunt

Cuntalunt; also see cuntish.

A versatile profanity that can be used in numerous contexts.
1. OW! cuntalunt! I just stubbed my toe
2. You are such a cuntalunt
3. Cuntalunt! I forgot my keys
by cease March 2, 2004
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Cuntalunt

A weird kid who lives up the road, cuntalunts love chatting about gory subjects such as rose budding and prolapses anuses, they have an insatiable appetite for haze and will get it by any means necessary
I’d watch out for that cuntalunt, he will be here very soon
by Greenzone101 January 3, 2022
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cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.
by leoladu March 25, 2020
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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cunthunt

The magnificent activity enjoyed by many horny men, and sometimes women in lesbian situations. This can be done in a group format or it can be done individually. In many group formats, the Head Leader, would command his fellow cunthunters to join him in the search for exotic pussy. During the journey one may bump into booby traps such as the "Bush" or an STD infested pussy. These can end the cunthunter's life or possibly put forth much shame, resulting in immediate dismissal from the cunthunt.
Ricky and his two brothers went on a cunthunt to pass the time.

When I asked Gary when he met his fiancee, he replied, "I ran into her during my cunthunt."

Nelson is the best cunthunter I know. He is fearless like a lion. He is bold like an eagle. He is horny like a rhino. Everytime he takes part in the cunthunt, he fingers every girl and leaves her confused. That is the way of the cunthunter. Be quick and mysterious.

Jaquan knows what to bring to the cunthunt. He packs a bag full of flavored condoms and clean underwear. I must do the same.
by Wild and Mild August 8, 2008
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Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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cuntplant

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.
by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010
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