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Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo
Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"
Cuntopotamus by h8rofu September 21, 2009

cuntapotomus 

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men
god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus
cuntapotomus by Ellebee October 4, 2008

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.
"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."
cuntopotamus by Xibilation January 24, 2015

cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.
"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods
cuntapotamuss by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.
When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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