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Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo
Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"
Cuntopotamus by h8rofu September 21, 2009
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cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.
"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."
cuntopotamus by Xibilation January 24, 2015

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.
When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.

Cuntopotamus

Cunt-o-pot-amus (noun)

A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.

Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.

Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.

Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.
Every time a survivor shares their story, a cuntopotamus shows up in the comments, louder than everyone else and somehow still saying absolutely nothing of value.

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

Cuteopotamus 

A cute fat kid.
Did you see that little fat kid running around with the Star Wars costume? He was a cuteopotamus!
Cuteopotamus by Cupskates November 13, 2010

cuntapotomus 

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men
god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus
cuntapotomus by Ellebee October 4, 2008
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