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Cunt munger 

A man who likes to eat period clots.
Oooh, I'm a cunt munger, please can I eat your clot.
Cunt munger by itsnotmattrballen December 8, 2010
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Cunt Mugger 

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.
I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.
Cunt Mugger by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

Cunt Mugger 

A man whore; A sexually active, promiscuous man
Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.
Cunt Mugger by Ambuhz March 11, 2008

cuntmonger 

A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.
'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.
cuntmonger by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

Cuntmonger 

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes
Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Cuntmonger by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010

Cuntmongery 

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
Cuntmongery by cheffykins August 7, 2010

Cuntmugger

When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.
I did a good ol cuntmugger last night
Cuntmugger by Koled outside September 12, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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