Cunt munger

A man who likes to eat period clots.

Oooh, I'm a cunt munger, please can I eat your clot.

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Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

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Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.

Cunt Mugger by Ambuhz March 11, 2008

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A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.

'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.

cuntmonger by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

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1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes

Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !

Cuntmonger by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010

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A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

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When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.

I did a good ol cuntmugger last night

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