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The solidified, black remains of cunt juice stains.
After a rowdy night on the couch, Victoria neglected to clean up the mess. After a few months, one could see the cunt tar stains.
Cunt Tar by Vaginal Drilling Corp. September 5, 2011
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tar cunt 

A vagina's state after a week's worth of flow.
My girl's tar cunt was so nasty, it was leaking molasses all over my dick
tar cunt by Sidnaynmelinduh November 18, 2010

cunt-tard 

A female that embodies the character traits of being both stupid or border line retarded and a fire breathing bitch.
That stupid fuckin bitch is the biggest cunt-tard to ever take up space and waist oxygen.
cunt-tard by FunkyTuna January 19, 2008
A combination of Cunt & Tart.
They seemed to flow well together and it kinda taked the edge off calling someone a cunt.
Erika, quit bein such a cunt tart!
Cunt Tart by Erika January 8, 2004

Cunt-Tard 

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

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Cunt-Tard by Arjay3 October 21, 2010

strawberry cunt tart 

1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.

2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.

See also strawberry
1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart

2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.

cunttard 

Synonymous with fucktard.
Contraction of cunt + retard.
You fell down *again*? Cunttard.
cunttard by   January 7, 2004
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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