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Cunt-Tard
Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?
Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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Related Words
cunttard • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt • cunt bubble • cunt ass • cunt hunt
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