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Cundo by RomanPeder December 2, 2020
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Keyboard Condom
A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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COVID CONDOM
COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
Screen condom
People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015
Condofy
Condofy by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021
glue condom
Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
glue condom by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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