Bob: Dude I would suck my own dick and do myself in the ass if i could if it meant i could smell Cyndee May's hair
Joe: Shit, son I would
cut my own dick off just to see her in person.
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Sally: omg i would give up the left side of my brain to have cyndee may's body
Jane: really, cuz i would give up my whole brain just for her eyes