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Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.
Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.
Cum-Zombie by Phillerup August 21, 2008

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
Cum-Zombie by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cumboobielator 

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
Cumboobielator by FlimLick March 3, 2022

cumlombian gold 

When a generous lad jacks it off, dries it up all nice and crusty, and then slices and scrapes it down to a fine line of powder. You then make some cooze starving for a protein injection snort it up the smell shaft. Oftentimes, she'll tilt her head up and snort some air to get the baby dust down further in her head on the long way to the ovaries.
Lisa was looking a little buleomic and fiending for a nutritious snack, so I took her out back and gave her a couple lines of cumlombian gold.
cumlombian gold by arrrrrbe September 19, 2006
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