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Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.
Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.
Cum-Zombie by Phillerup August 21, 2008

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
Cum-Zombie by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cumboobielator 

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
Cumboobielator by FlimLick March 3, 2022

cumlombian gold 

When a generous lad jacks it off, dries it up all nice and crusty, and then slices and scrapes it down to a fine line of powder. You then make some cooze starving for a protein injection snort it up the smell shaft. Oftentimes, she'll tilt her head up and snort some air to get the baby dust down further in her head on the long way to the ovaries.
Lisa was looking a little buleomic and fiending for a nutritious snack, so I took her out back and gave her a couple lines of cumlombian gold.
cumlombian gold by arrrrrbe September 19, 2006
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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