Cumboobielator 

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024

Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine

Cumboobielator by FlimLick March 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012