Cumtwad 

Its what happens when you put cheap gel in your hair and it hardens the wrong way. It makes it look like someone came in your hair and you forgot to wash it out. Making you look like an unwashed vagina.

Stooby is such a cumtwad. Look at that greasy fuck.

Cumtwad by DaCdawg October 10, 2014

cumtwat 

1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.

That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.

cumtwat by Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq. May 7, 2011

cumwad 

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

cumwad by Smacktard July 23, 2003

cuntwad 

1. A used tampon.
2. A jerk; like a dickwad, only cuntier.

Ann Coulter is a bloody cuntwad.

cuntwad by Jay.Bee. August 8, 2006

cumtwat 

a filthy digusting twat thats full of cum

your pussy always has a cock busting in you, you cumtwat

cumtwat by cujomania September 9, 2020

Cumwad 

A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.

Shaya is such a cumwad.

Cumwad by billy10 August 21, 2010

cumtwat 

a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.

you stupid crazy cumtwat!

cumtwat by squilliam October 3, 2007