Cumson

This idiot is basically a tree. One swoop of your leg and he’s gone.

Person 1: Holy shit it’s Cumson
Person 2: where?
Person 1: look up.

by duckduckmoosee January 31, 2022

cumson

A very hot lad which all the girls love

OMG have you seen cumson?
I love cumson he is so sexy

by Krunkerfan62 August 19, 2021

Cumzone

Welcome to the cum zone, only cum inside anime girls

Cumzone means:
Welcome to the cum zone only cum inside anime girls

by Niggatron2.0 September 17, 2019

The cumzone

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Only cum inside anime girls
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Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

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Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
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What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
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Cum craving toddler
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Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy

The cumzone is a place where people cross cum streams

by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

cumonable

An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.

Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?

by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

Cumstone

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

cumsock

A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.

I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.

by guyonvacation October 27, 2008