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Cumsumer 

One who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer, but so they can cum.
"Check out that guy over there, Krystal, he's a regular here."
"A regular cumsumer, good for business!"
Cumsumer by GothPixee June 3, 2018
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cumstomer 

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.
We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.
cumstomer by jack and kill May 18, 2010

cumsomnia 

A cum-induced insomnia.
"Stop giving me things to fantasize about! I'm already suffering from insomnia!"

"No, you have cumsomnia."
cumsomnia by Kuurei-Z June 5, 2018

cussometer 

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.
The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.
cussometer by raidercoy March 24, 2009
verb

verb: cumsume; 3rd person present: cumsumes; past tense: cumsumed; past participle: cumsumed; gerund or present participle: cumsuming

to consume one’s cum

-creds to hosh and the fam
hosh: what are you doing tonight?
jae: if things go right between woo and i, im hoping to cumsume some yum
cumsume by jaejaefish March 19, 2018
the sexual act of ejaculating on a female's head who has recently had chemotherapy.(Must be enough cum to make sure it dribbles all over her head and possibly on her face.)
Man I just cumdomed my wife right after the chemotherapy and the doctor proceded to join in.
cumdome by jeffery blunt December 29, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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