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verb: cumsume; 3rd person present: cumsumes; past tense: cumsumed; past participle: cumsumed; gerund or present participle: cumsuming

to consume one’s cum

-creds to hosh and the fam
hosh: what are you doing tonight?
jae: if things go right between woo and i, im hoping to cumsume some yum
cumsume by jaejaefish March 19, 2018
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cumsumption 

The act by which one swallows the semen of their partner.
Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.
cumsumption by hbgpa July 5, 2008
Related Words
usually in reference to the amount of ejaculation accumulated during orgasm
there are many factors required to determine the cumsum of splooge
cumsum by Danny B September 7, 2003

cumtumer 

someone who swallows cum while giving a blowjob
Eric: hey man did you get with that girl lastnight?
Nathaniel:yeah broski! She's a TOTAL cumtumer
cumtumer by IliveInyourHouse July 19, 2011

Cumsumer 

One who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer, but so they can cum.
"Check out that guy over there, Krystal, he's a regular here."
"A regular cumsumer, good for business!"
Cumsumer by GothPixee June 3, 2018

Cumsumption 

"Alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends semen during her first experience with cumsumption."
Cumsumption by GraceeFacee February 6, 2010
A very useful function in the Python Numpy library for processing data arrays.
np.cumsum(your_mom, dtype=long)
cumsum by data_alchemist April 28, 2023
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