Cumschach 

A cumshot, stain, or wetspot in which a image can be seen (or projected) much like an ink blot used in a rorschach test.

I was a little grossed out (but also turned on) by that cumschach pic you sent. You were right--it does look like Bigfoot.

Cumschach by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022

cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

cumspacho

The amalgamation of several sexual partner's discharge.(female cum can be included) left to cool on one's face prior to being licked off. This dish is best served at slightly below room temp. and is easily shared.

Hey AL, look at your mom lap up that cumspacho.

cumspacho by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Cumstache 

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

Cumstache by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

cumstachio 

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

cumstachio by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

cumstache 

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

cumstache by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cumstache 

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.

"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"

Cumstache by JCbaybee March 31, 2010