cumstachio 

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

cumstachio by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

Cumstacking 

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.

There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.

Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

cumstation 

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.

Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?

cumstation by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

crustachio 

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

crustachio by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023

cumspacho

The amalgamation of several sexual partner's discharge.(female cum can be included) left to cool on one's face prior to being licked off. This dish is best served at slightly below room temp. and is easily shared.

Hey AL, look at your mom lap up that cumspacho.

cumspacho by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Cumstacking 

Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.

I was cumstacking for a week and when I spackled my gift on her, she wept in gratitude.

Cumstacking by Blamupinit April 17, 2019