Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give
Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give
Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
by Mr.kirito:) July 14, 2018
That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.
Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?
by Mr.kirito:) July 01, 2022