Definitions by Mr.kirito:)

Cumption 

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.

Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?

Cumption by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022

Fucks 

The unit of not caring

Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given

Fucks by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018