Cumprise

Ejaculating into or onto an orifice without said orifices knowledge of potential ejaculation

It was brtttney's birthday so instead of getting her a present I gave her a cumprise!

by AgentDaleCooper August 13, 2016

cumprised

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

comprise

Constitute. Embody. Form. "Comprised of" is gobbledegook.

The parts comprise the whole. Players comprise a team.

by Jackscope March 11, 2010

cumriser

if cum was an element, cumriser would be the person who controls it

that cumriser is just like an airbender

by katass124 August 13, 2020

comprise

To enclose; constitute; compose

The atmosphere of morosity comprised the entire room.

by Larstait November 14, 2003