Cumprise

Ejaculating into or onto an orifice without said orifices knowledge of potential ejaculation

It was brtttney's birthday so instead of getting her a present I gave her a cumprise!

by AgentDaleCooper August 13, 2016

cumprised

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

by Southern Gentelman November 18, 2007