Cumpaste

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Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

Cumpaste by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

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Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.

I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste by hayooh December 4, 2010

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Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

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cutpaste

New synthesized word to describe the computer editing action of "cutting" or "copying" highlighted text and "pasting" elsewhere.

If you still use the wizard, you will need to "cutpaste" that code into the front end so it will remember it.

cutpaste by Chris0101 August 28, 2010

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cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

cumpster by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

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Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

Cumpster Diving by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

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Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

Cumpster by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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