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Cumophobic

The intense feeling to cover all your body parts and your ears whenever you see or hear Chris or Andrew CUMO
I didn’t realize that watching CNN made them so CUMOPHOBIC.
by Rngemup April 11, 2021
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Cumphobia

The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.
"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."
by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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Chubophobic

To be discriminatory towards people larger than one's self.
I can't believe TM Lewin's staff looking me up and down like that. They're so chubophobic!
by sheepdogtrainer October 2, 2014
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Choophobic

Choophobic is when one is phobic towards a train.
"I hate choo choo trains!"
"That's choophobic!"
by Therealobamamaid February 16, 2021
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cuntphobic asswrecker

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!
by Kiyohira June 13, 2005
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comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.
Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.
by zzbet July 20, 2020
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Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."
by Jolly May 31, 2004
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