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Aralyn chumney

Skinny bitch who trys to steal someone's man but it don't go well, she's toxic and tries to win people over with bad mouthing her friends... And she has no booty or boobeys
Did you see aralyn?
Yeah I hate that stank bitch she's such a aralyn chumney
Aralyn chumney by Aralyn chumney August 2, 2020

chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

flesh chimney 

erect penis
To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017
The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.
“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”
Cumney by anonymous March 26, 2021

Chimneyed 

When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.

The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.
The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!
Chimneyed by CC Chips September 6, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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