cumeye 

a soreness or redness in the eye, developing from lightly infected seminal fluid with the common cold virus. Other symptoms include light swelling around the eye, and drying of the eye.Cumeye should not be confused with pink eye which is highly contagious. Cumeye is usually transimitted during the cold season. this usually last two or three weeks. The best treatment would be prevention, intstead of taking a cumshot to the eye; wear protective eyeware.(Disclaimer: Protective Eyewear may make you somewhat less attractive to your partner)

Sarah developed a mean case of cumeye last week, and now she must miss class.

cumeye by Teddy Brubaker March 11, 2008

Cumeleon 

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.

Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.

Cumeleon by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011

cumenema 

the use of ejaculation to clean out your rectum

I received a cumenema at the gangbang.

cumenema by McGspot December 12, 2020

cuteye 

To look at someone with "daggers" in your eyes; to "cut" them with your eyes.


aka a really, really dirty look.

Similar to "if looks could kill"

"Sandra messed around with Veronica's boyfriend - when Veronica saw Sandra she gave her cuteye"

cuteye by crinolin queen February 13, 2009

Cumeleon 

A person who can, and likely will, get off anytime anyplace. However, they can do so without getting caught despite it being in public.

Person can be Male or Female, men are more likely to attempt such an act however due to sheer convenience.

Location simply has to involve unknowing bystanders who could potentially catch the Cumeleon in the act. This can be at friend's sleepover party or a subway station.

The user MUST be successful.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuude I am a Cumeleon
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I jerked off on a bus and NO ONE noticed
Guy 2: Bro.... what the fuck? Sick, but gross
Guy 1: Man you're just jealous at my sick stealth jerking skills.

Cumeleon by TranscendentBoredomOverlord February 24, 2020

Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

Comeyed by 1iJax May 10, 2017

Cumeleon 

When you bust, and cant find it anywhere.

Do you see it? Me neither, fucking cumeleon

Cumeleon by Bi1ly3D January 21, 2022