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Cum Kiss 

a cum kiss or spunking is a kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's or partners mouth or lips
Cum Kiss: after ejaculation of the semen someone either have the sperm in their mouth, on or around the lips proceeds to kiss someone else sharing it and swallowing it together in the kiss.
Cum Kiss by ToyBare January 2, 2010
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The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

Cumpissslit

\ kəm-’pis-’slit \

Vulgar slang

Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate

Adjective

2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels.
Cumpissslit by Skeki May 23, 2018
"Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".

"Cause it's cumpiss"

"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"
Cumpiss by Side boobs November 23, 2016
When you cum and piss at the same time
Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo
cumpiss by BigWillly March 4, 2019

Cummission 

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.
'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home
Cummission by Zinadean November 20, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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