Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.

"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."

Cum-piss by Rudi Van Disarzio December 7, 2018

cum-piss

a refreshing mixture of cum and piss, made by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: mmm...your cum tastes a bit pissy.

man: that's because it's cum-piss. i made it by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: i think i have anal crabs.

cum-piss by bit thick November 3, 2006

Cum Piss Poo Water 

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.

James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?

Cum Piss Poo Water by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021

Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation

Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!

Cum-Piss Sting by Cuul September 8, 2019

PCP (Post Cum Piss) 

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

PCP (Post Cum Piss) by Clandky May 4, 2009

Emo Gay Cum Piss 

A statement to present how sus you are and a way to make people feel uncomfortable

I stood there not knowing what to type while the others chatted annoyingly in the discord server
Typing what first came to my mind I slowly typed in "Emo Gay Cum Piss"
The mods comes into the discord channel and the other people immediately stop typing
U get text messages from everyone u know in the server
the next day...
u go to school and during assembly the princibple calls u up
and...

Emo Gay Cum Piss by By Fai- i mean Faze March 12, 2022

Piss-Cum Strat 

Piss-Cum Strat, although abnormally named, is a glitch in the browser game Chirpy Reverie in which Chirpy, the main character, gets clipped into a wall and his "Grounded" flag for a few frames, allowing him to perform a secondary jump.

Bart performs a Piss-Cum Strat in the final level of the game to save a dash.

Piss-Cum Strat by NamelessNexus November 20, 2022