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cumjackulate 

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)
this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

Cummaculate 

The purest/best ejaculation that a male can experience in his life span.
Dude this chick made cummaculate
Cummaculate by Nate-Jason July 17, 2020

conjackulated 

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.
That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.
conjackulated by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

Cumjaculate 

Male version of multiple orgasm i.e when you ejaculate multiple times with no significant break in between.
Riley Reid used to make people cumjaculate in her earlier days when they could genuinely fantasize her being an innocent youth. Little did they know...
Cumjaculate by ghunthorp October 13, 2022

Cumfuckulated 

When you think your parter is faking an orgasm, but you are unsure.
You: “You like that baby?”
Partner: “What? Ohhh, yeah that was sooooo good!”

You: “Did you finish?”
Partner: “Mmhhmm..”
You: *I’m so CUMFUCKULATED*

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026