Cumhoover

A cumhoover is someone who is literally so trashy that they cannot resist any opportunity to suck a guys cock. Named cumhoover like the Hoover vacuum series, as in someone who sucks up cum and cannot stop sucking until you pull the plug.

Brittany was such a god damn cumhoover, she gave 3 guys blowjobs in an hour!

by Sickofcumhoovers November 26, 2011

Cumlover

A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.

Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.

by swvsucker March 18, 2015

Cumlover

Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.

*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.

by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009

Cumover

A nauseous feeling in your gut the morning after from guzzling ten plus loads of semen

After my wild night having a suck fest I ingested so much cum I had a cumover.

by lalaloveless June 28, 2016

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008