Cupfakes 

Where you are required to bring cupcakes (or another snack) to an event, but you get lazy or/and run out of time, don't make the snack, and just buy some instead.

Stepford Mom: "What did YOU bring to the bake sale, Claire?"
Awesome Mom: "Oh, I can't bake, so I just brought cupfakes!"
Stepford Mom "*scoff*"

Cupfakes by Thenamesbanana June 15, 2011

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by brodbro March 15, 2010

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.

I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.

Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

Johnny Cupcakes 

A guy who dropped out of college started with nothing and now has one of the best online clothing stores and 2 stores in los angeles and boston. Makes cute original shirts for guys, girls and now Kids.

Johnny Cupcakes clothing site:
www.johnnycupcakes.com

Johnny Cupcakes by Ally(: October 27, 2008

nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.

"I want me some nipple cupcakes!"

nipple cupcakes by Dana C February 17, 2008