Cummyflakes

Imagine cornflakes but made with cum. Other parts may remain, but there's cum. It's there. It's smellable, and its sure as hell tasteable.

Goblin 1: "Have you tried cumcum pops?"
Goblin 2: "No, ew, the best cummyflakes are Crunchy Nut."

by owogod42 December 30, 2019

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Dried up flakes of semen, put into a bowl and eaten like cornflakes. Very delicious and nutritious.

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frosted cumflakes

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

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Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

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When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

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