cuffkakes

A woman who has the ability to cuff a nigga due to the quality of her kakes (cakes).

Also known as Emily Niccole Cuff

"Damn look at cuffkakes over there getting it"
"That bitch be cuffkake'n"

by Thickindividual November 12, 2017

frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

Cupfakes

Where you are required to bring cupcakes (or another snack) to an event, but you get lazy or/and run out of time, don't make the snack, and just buy some instead.

Stepford Mom: "What did YOU bring to the bake sale, Claire?"
Awesome Mom: "Oh, I can't bake, so I just brought cupfakes!"
Stepford Mom "*scoff*"

by Thenamesbanana June 15, 2011

Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Cumflakes

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016

cupflakes

the highest level of left wing, pansy-ass, whiny, abortion backing, election rigging, handout getting, piece of shit on the planet.

did you see all the cupflakes rioting...er um, I mean protesting?

by Iliveandbreathe January 6, 2021