Cumdon

(n. or v.)
the act of cumming on any variety of specific orifices.
also the noun of the thing of the product of the ejaculashunnnzzzzzz

lemme get a vente cumdon mochiatto with extra cream and sugar. and a croissant

lets go cumdon her house tomorrow. she'll really be pissed (lol)

dude there's some cumdon on her pants, but she's trying to hide it wwith her math book.

Me Cumdon You.

by Penis Navidad! January 15, 2009

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Cumzone

Welcome to the cum zone, only cum inside anime girls

Cumzone means:
Welcome to the cum zone only cum inside anime girls

by Niggatron2.0 September 17, 2019

The cumzone

Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

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What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
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Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy

The cumzone is a place where people cross cum streams

by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

cumdodger

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

cumonable

An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.

Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?

by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011

cumdown

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010