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cucumbrance
The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.
cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012
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Westlake Cumdumpster
A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.
Westlake Cumdumpster by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016
Larry, your favourite cucumber
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Greasy Cucumber
Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
Cumcuzzi
A fully functional jacuzzi that is so full of cum that it is now defined as a Cumcuzzi. The widely accepted rule of thumb for a cumcuzzi classification is when there is more cum than any other substance in the jacuzzi. Please note, that the functionality of the Jacuzzi is critical to the definition. If not operational, the cumcuzzi title is stripped in favor of the more accurate label: Cum Dumpster.
After the bar, Geoffrey invited us back to his house to hang out in his Jacuzzi. I immediately refused because he longer owns a Jacuzzi, all he has now is just a dirty old cumcuzzi he bangs chicks in.
Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi
In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi
Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi
In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi
Cumcuzzi by Webster Dictionary (English) September 5, 2019
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
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