cumcum 

noun: simultaneous orgasm
verb: to have simultaneous orgasm

Sonya and I always felt our sex was the best when it ended in cumcum, usually when I was very deeply into her, and trying to break off my cock.
Andrea screamed and I hollered as we accomplished cumcum.

cumcum by Sex luver September 25, 2007

cucumbrance 

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Westlake Cumdumpster 

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

Amber is a Westlake cumdumpster!

Westlake Cumdumpster by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Cumcuzzi 

A fully functional jacuzzi that is so full of cum that it is now defined as a Cumcuzzi. The widely accepted rule of thumb for a cumcuzzi classification is when there is more cum than any other substance in the jacuzzi. Please note, that the functionality of the Jacuzzi is critical to the definition. If not operational, the cumcuzzi title is stripped in favor of the more accurate label: Cum Dumpster.

After the bar, Geoffrey invited us back to his house to hang out in his Jacuzzi. I immediately refused because he longer owns a Jacuzzi, all he has now is just a dirty old cumcuzzi he bangs chicks in.

Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi

In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi

Cumcuzzi by Webster Dictionary (English) September 5, 2019

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009