Cumcastic 

Sexually Fantastic.

That chick is cumcastic.

Lauren is not hot enough to be cumcastic.

Cumcastic by p8q47328q9o March 21, 2009

cumcastic 

used to describe a girl with nice lips, in most cases DSL as the word cumcastic resembles comcast.

that girl has some DSL...chea her lips are cumcastic

cumcastic by Cack! October 5, 2006

Comcastic

Adjective meaning really, really shitty.

I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.

Comcastic by Leah hates you all April 9, 2006

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

comcastic

Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.

I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!

comcastic by carpainterly May 29, 2007

Cumgasmic 

Something extremely amazing, resulting in having a very wet orgasm. (Not always literally)

The Shannon twins are fucking cumgasmic!

Halo Reach is cumgasmic.

Cumgasmic by xMeTaLsHrEdDeRx February 24, 2011

comcastic

an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.

The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.

comcastic by lildebbie261 October 13, 2008