Cumbro

When you try to voice search cum wiadro and it goes wrong

"Cum wiadro"

'Searching for cumbro'

"Fucksake I just wanted to search cum bucket in Polish"

by ImInScienceClass February 14, 2019

Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain.

by Balanced Breakfast January 15, 2019

cumtrol

The amount of time you can last before nutting

He came in eight seconds; he has terrible cumtrol

by Big Frank the Tank March 19, 2015

Cumboozled

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

by dasNobody August 27, 2022

cumboy

Someone who listens to cum town

Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?

by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021