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Cumbabies 

The screaming regressive liberals so white they look like they just fell out their daddies cocks

Standard traits:
- White guilt a mile thick

- Likes to scream about oppression, racism, and occasionally the patriarchy
- Tends to show up at protests and assault anyone who disagrees with them
- Believes "whiteness" is a state of mind, not a skin color

- Acts as though aforementioned whiteness is a communicable disease

Singular: cumbaby
The free speech protest was overrun by a counterprotest of cumbabies screaming at us that we didn't deserve rights because we're white.

The "you're fucking a white male!!" guy is such a cumbaby.
Cumbabies by ShoutMeetVoid July 22, 2018

Chababies 

A person or object defined as cute, miniature, or chubby. An exaggeration of being too cute! Can also be a combination of the above terms.

Word Est. 2003 by Stephanie Calderon
Kassie: Aww did you see the movie UP?

Stephanie: YES! Russell is soooo Chababies!
Chababies by Geiger3 November 6, 2011
Related Words
A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.
Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.
Cumbies by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003
An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.
(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"
cubbies by Jack August 5, 2006
my boyfriend and i like to use cumbies in our erotic pleasure fests.
cumbies by Rob Bingham February 6, 2003
also known as Camiel is a very beautiful girl/singer. Writes absolutly AMAZING songs, and play acoustic guitar while singing them. If you dont listen to her then you have no taste.
Dude, cumbalie is fucking awsome
cumbalie by BrianaDanielle September 30, 2007

Have-crybabies 

First used by Firey from BFDI
Have-crybabies is a way to define someone if they plan on making the sun cooler and they fail to do so.
"Have nots?! More like have...uhh...have-crybabies?
Have-crybabies by TheBois March 20, 2021
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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