Cumbies

A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.

Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.

Cumbies by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

cumbies

cucumbers used in anal pleasure.

my boyfriend and i like to use cumbies in our erotic pleasure fests.

cumbies by Rob Bingham February 6, 2003

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

daddy's cummies 

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

spill the cummies by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

cummies 

A word girls use in a daddy relationship to make cum sound "cute".

Cummies: What you want from your favorite daddy.

cummies by Translucentstar October 15, 2015

Cummies 

Sperm, Cum, Jizz a salty surprise

Daddy gave her cummies

Cummies by The_Meme_Teme November 7, 2014