Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.

Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.

by FretWizard September 11, 2014

cum nuggets

The crusted jizz balls that are rolled up in the hair surrounding the anus after anal boinkage.

Shaniqua wasn't surprised to find cum nuggets in her boyfriend's ass hair, which proved her suspicions that he was indeed a butt pirate.

by Alshanjotweed May 22, 2006

cum nugget

a child who is born via a nugget inserted into the female genitalia that has been came on by a male lover. though rare there have been recordings of such acts

yo did you know that Tyler is a cum nugget?

by BustyBaconBoi December 28, 2020

cum nugget

A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.

Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'MMMMM sperm'
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'

by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Cum Nugget

A nugget of cum

Why tf you freezing your cum

I'm making a cum nugget dumbass

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

cum nuggets

the containers used to hold semen in your nutsack.

i could feel the sperm coming out of my cum nuggets.

by jonathan amar July 23, 2008

cum nugget

the peice of cum stuck in your urethra the morning after blowing your load.

i jacked off last nite and the cum nugget is stuck in my peehole

by cum in my belly! December 3, 2007