Cum on cum on 

A song by one direction

Cum on cum on and dance with me baby

Cum on cum on by Directioner369 May 6, 2024

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed

Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy by steak sauce January 14, 2011

Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Cum-On-ist 

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

Cum-On-ist by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006

cum on me sky daddy 

1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way

F1: its snowing outside

F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me

cum on me sky daddy by Hat dude April 21, 2017

Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.

Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.

Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014