by Directioner369 May 6, 2024
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I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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by steak sauce January 14, 2011
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by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
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20 years ago:
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006
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by Hat dude April 21, 2017
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Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
by Drew841 September 14, 2014
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