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slicker than cum on a gold tooth
The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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dont be a dummy cum on the tummy by steak sauce January 14, 2011
Cum on a cracker
Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
Cum-On-ist
No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.
20 years ago:
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
Cum-On-ist by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006
cum on me sky daddy
1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way
cum on me sky daddy by Hat dude April 21, 2017
Cum-on-me Face
The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014
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