Cum collar

Training tool akin to a citronella collar for barking dogs, but worn by humans. The human under behavior modification wears a collar with a small compartment filled with cum. When the unwanted behavior is exhibited the collar blasts a load of stale cum into his face.

After 3 weeks of wearing my cum collar I no longer stutter and have much softer skin

Cum collar by Jack of Pricks January 8, 2014

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The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

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Bambi cum and collapse

Bambi cums and cums, bambi cums so hard and she goes all limp

Daddy: Good girl bambi, do you want some cummies
Bambi: Yes daddy please
Daddy: Bambi cum and collapse

Bambi cum and collapse by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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