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Cum candy 

Cum candy is a term used to describe male ejaculate by women and men who love swallowing their lover's jizz when they give him a blow job.
Come on, let me suck your cock so that I can taste your cum candy.
Cum candy by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010
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cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.
The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!
cotton cum-candy by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Cum-Rock Candy

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.
We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!
Cum-Rock Candy by eda-skip October 8, 2021

cum drop candy 

A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "

And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.
Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."

Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"
Candy Cum by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012
Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger
Candy cum by Rissthecunbaby December 29, 2021

Cum Caddy 

A person that assists in your orgasm and may even give pointers on how to cum easier, take longer or may not know jack and are there only for a summer job anyways.
John used his cum caddy to make life easier on himself.
Cum Caddy by deniedcorpse October 14, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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