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Cum Tease 

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"
I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...
Cum Tease by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008
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Cum Teaspoon 

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.
I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.
Cum Teaspoon by HectorT October 31, 2009
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Cum Teaser 

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
Cum Teaser by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Teaser 

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
Cum Teaser by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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