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Cum Target 

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".
Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.

Related Words

Cum Target 

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).
1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.
Cum Target by bubblz January 3, 2005

cum targets 

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity
That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!
cum targets by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

cumtarget 

a girl who is loose or appears to be so. A girl who will have sex with anyone.
A female in the military, more specifcally the navy are nothing more than a cumtarget.
cumtarget by swifty mcveay March 11, 2011

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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