cumtarget 

a girl who is loose or appears to be so. A girl who will have sex with anyone.

A female in the military, more specifcally the navy are nothing more than a cumtarget.

cumtarget by swifty mcveay March 11, 2011

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Umtarget 

Walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends.

Q: hey, where did you get this rug?
A: Um... Target.

Umtarget!

Umtarget by brobison75 June 17, 2012

cum target 

A tatoo that a girl gets on her lower back, so that when a man is doing her doggystyle, and wants to pull out to finish, he has something to aim for.

I laughed when I saw the girl at the tatoo parlor getting a cum target of a Ford Focus in that commercial!

cum target by AC January 28, 2004

Cum Target 

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".

Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.

Cum Target by Benny the Chicken Killer December 14, 2008

Cum Target 

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).

1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.

Cum Target by bubblz January 3, 2005

Cumtart 

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

Cumtart by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021