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emooj cum dildo shart 

if an emooj cum dildo sharted how would you feel bestie!?

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET 

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

cum bobbied dreep shaft 

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv
dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

cumshart 

A wet fart of cum and poo.
After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.
cumshart by Skeetl September 15, 2008

Cumshart 

A Cumshart is performed during both hetero and homosexual acts, this could be performed by a man and a woman, or any sort of homosexual couple. This is where the man cums into the other person's asshole and the woman or other man proceeds to fart with all their might and release their bowels, causing fecal matter and semen (even blood if lucky) to spray all over the males body and genitalia. This could disgust the male and if lucky, he may puke all over the receiver and cause a puke fest
Tyrone : ayy Jimbo, I totally gave my homie a Cumshart last night before kissing him goodnight, I got super lucky and there was even a big of blood!

Jimbo : Dude nice I did that to my wife the other night, though I didn't get that lucky (later on Jimbo cried himself to sleep that night, then in the morning woke up and continued his morning routine, he remembered how lucky Tyrone got whilst performing a Cumshart on his homie, he then proceeded to hang himself from the shame he had endured by being 1uped from his homie Tyrone, he was found dead 3 days after committing suicide after his wife returned from a business trip)
Cumshart by KevinSpicey November 2, 2017
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026