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Cum Goblets 

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
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Cum Goblet 

The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm
Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet
Cum Goblet by Women Moment December 3, 2020
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Cum Goblet 

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
Cum Goblet by JeezOkay December 11, 2023

Cum Goblet 

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
Cum Goblet by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026