Cultfish 

A way to greet friends with sir names that begin with:

- Coul
- Cool
- Col
- Cul
- Cult

Alright Cultfish!!! How's it going buddy?!

Cultfish by TingTong12321654 June 30, 2006

cuntfish 

Generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a cunt.

Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

cuntfish by Joe April 25, 2003

cuntfished 

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

cuntfished by fknMel December 9, 2016

Cuntfish 

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

Cuntfish by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

cuntfish 

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.

I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.

cuntfish by fish69 September 21, 2009

Cuntfish 

Tuna

He had a cuntfish sandwhich for lunch.

Cuntfish by Monkey's Grandpa January 5, 2022

Cutfished 

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

Cutfished by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022