Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

cuntfish by Joe April 25, 2003

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Cultfish • cuntfish • Cultishlynglyshly • cuntfished • Cutfished

cuntfished

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

cuntfished by fknMel December 9, 2016

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

Cuntfish by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

cuntfish

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.

I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.

cuntfish by fish69 September 21, 2009

Cuntfish

Tuna

He had a cuntfish sandwhich for lunch.

Cuntfish by Monkey's Grandpa January 5, 2022

Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

Cutfished by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026